Dear Pam
Also, unicorn poop is great for dry skin. I have some on my face right now as I’m writing this. Continue Reading
Real Life Writings
These are actual writings from my personal life, used for actual real life situations. My gift to you.
Funny E-mail response to Condo Violation
The flowers might be dying or going into hibernation – I’m not sure. Continue Reading
Rat Letter Office Memo
…we could sign a treaty with the rats that would keep them out of our building Continue Reading
A Letter to Garrett
I’ll be smiling over you like the Cheshire cat, only better. I’ll probably smile and then shoot laser beams out of my eyes. Continue Reading