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Real Life Writings

These are actual writings from my personal life, used for actual real life situations. My gift to you.

Dear Pam

January 15, 2019admin Leave a Comment

Also, unicorn poop is great for dry skin. I have some on my face right now as I’m writing this. Continue Reading →

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Funny E-mail response to Condo Violation

November 26, 2018admin Leave a Comment

The flowers might be dying or going into hibernation – I’m not sure. Continue Reading →

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Rat Letter Office Memo

March 11, 2018admin Leave a Comment

…we could sign a treaty with the rats that would keep them out of our building Continue Reading →

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A Letter to Garrett

February 11, 2018admin Leave a Comment

I’ll be smiling over you like the Cheshire cat, only better. I’ll probably smile and then shoot laser beams out of my eyes. Continue Reading →

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