5 Ways to Make Yourself Sound More Smarter
I give my greatest tips, taken from experience from when I was really dumb and pretending to be smart. Continue Reading
Dear Pam
Also, unicorn poop is great for dry skin. I have some on my face right now as I’m writing this. Continue Reading
Cilantro Smoothie Recipe
A healthy smoothie recipe with cilantro. Are you kidding? I’ll have what she’s not having. Continue Reading
Funny E-mail response to Condo Violation
The flowers might be dying or going into hibernation – I’m not sure. Continue Reading
Shark Tank Ideas for Winners
5 Million Dollar Ideas! $$$ Continue Reading
Top 8 Dating Tips For Single Guys (From a single guy)
These are some dating tips from one single guy (not multiple guys). These will help you get the girl of your dreams. Trust me, I’ve been on a date before. Continue Reading
Rat Letter Office Memo
…we could sign a treaty with the rats that would keep them out of our building Continue Reading
6 Scotch Tape Life Hacks
Here are the hottest scotch tape life hacks in the world! Think I’m wrong? You’re wrong! Continue Reading
A Letter to Garrett
I’ll be smiling over you like the Cheshire cat, only better. I’ll probably smile and then shoot laser beams out of my eyes. Continue Reading
The Art of the Fart
When the time is ripe and your fart is ripe, just rip away! Continue Reading